Wednesday, December 12, 2007

FUNNY INVESTOR

Hey ezy6 member ….. I have received a funny email from my investor. This young boy is only about 20++

Here is the email : -


Iris,

I more update about this switching funds that u send to me above mentioned........
plus can u help me under prof funds and regular funds can increase the unit price?
also i want to know the statements details on November 1st , by 1st a email copy - urgent!!!!!!!!! 2nd december by 15th
thank you.


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“ Aiyo …. Do you understand what the message he trying to deliver to Me? ”

Again …. I GLANCED UP THE CEILING …. Trying to understand .....

GUESS WHAT I reply him on the email?


Dear Sir,

Attached with the fund performance for your attention.

As I always mentioned & remind to you, Units trust is for LONG TERM investment.

EXAMPLE : We plant an apple tree, we need watering & wait for few years only harvest.

If you want to earn faster return in short period of times, Units Trust is not a recommended tools for your investment.

The coming investment update will be after 6 months. i regret to inform you that, we unable to provide the report in the short period of time for you. This is because there are NO differentiations within Short period of time.
Happy investing!



HA .... HA....

- Iris -

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is so call high tech e-mail. Only your investor understand what he/she is trying to say.. haha...

Anyway, good feedback to your investor !

Anonymous said...

Iris is damn good, somemore can write this email.

IF me, huh ... Grr.

But I dun understand, why iris use apple tree as an example to talk to tat fellow .. can change to durian tree ar ..

Anonymous said...

i hv a case too, my investor wrote:

Miss Kueh
May I have your update record of the status of Txxx Xxx Xxx's investment in PIOF.
I hope to receive the update record every fortnight if possible.

thank you.
lxxxx

Than, i reply her like that:

Dear Mrs Txx,

Please find attached your investment records in PIOF, is only 5 mths old, i will actually update you every 6 mths. However, your PIOF is already increase by 5.91% since you invest.

I am afraid a too frequent update of unit trust investment carries no meaning, you will probably see a + 3% or - 3 % fortnightly, it is unlike share that the % fluctuated largely. For unit trust investment, as long as you give enough time frame, you will see good result, these i ensure you.

If you are worried about the investment, as PIOF is a little aggressive, (but Mr Txx mentions he likes faster return's fund) , than you may consider to invest into Dividend type of fund, where by you receive your dividend every year. I do help a lots of investors, especially retiree to have their fund invest in dividend type of funds. Eg. 200K in dividend fund, and 15% return after 1 year will means, they will have extra 30K yearly.

I'll send another update after 6 mths, or earlier, in case of a very handsome return gain like this year, to check if you would like to lock in your profit. Thank you.
Regards,
YEN

Anonymous said...

Well said.